"Get yo hair did, son"

I had an epiphany a couple days ago: After months of complaining about my hair getting in the way of my face every five seconds, it occurred to me that the best way to get rid of the mess is to corn row it. Maybe you've heard of the style. Check out my main boys, Mr. Iverson and Mr. Anthony, reppin' it and holdin' it down for the Nuggets.

While we're at it, here's R. Kelly (full name: Robert Sylvester Kelly) giving a shout out as well.

Also, apparently it's OK for white people to do it too. Alex Gonzalez had a gnarly experience with the corn last year (I'd post a picture or two of his business if I had them). Be expecting "before and after" pictures of yours truly as soon as this materializes. My friend Kate McHugh has already volunteered to take on the stylist role so as soon as she has a minute or two, I'll be done up nice.